North Pole Native: Ah here comes the food now, sandwiches my favourite. Howard Moon: I do many things. They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. Miso! "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! 50 of Jimmy Carrs funniest jokes and one-liners Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. He sounds like a dick. Wow, that is a mighty boosh ! Vince: Wait 'till you hear your introduction, come on [reassuring Howard]. [Hamilton nuts Howard unconscious with his shiny conker of a head]. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. Pound ya banana! Simon McFarnaby: [Has a brown layer of skin around his head making him look like a conker] I've got something lined up for the Autumn. Tony Harrison: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box? And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. The Mighty Boosh Live 2 Future Sailors Tour DVD Region 4 PAL Free Postage . Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. The Mighty Boosh (20042007) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Do you remember? Howard Moon: Sorry, I thought that was your look. But I found another song about a train [plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme]., Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. Some call me Photoshop. Vince: At least. Tony Harrison: I can't drive! Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! She told me of your affair. He took a piss on me! Two for fringe. Bob Fossil: [Addressing children] Why are you people so small? Suck on that sub section. Tony Harrison: Come on! Howard Moon: [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing? Let Kirk drive. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. A concept is formulating! All a bit too busy. It hurts. Polar Bear: [in same despondent tenor] No. Can he get out? This page was last edited on 13 February 2020, at 01:45. All rights reserved. You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese. Nanageddon. Vince Noir: I think in his own simple way he was probably just trying to cool you down. Piper Twins: Oh yea! Full moon. I've got a heavy goods license. What have you been doing? Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. All the tiny animal penises all over. And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell, and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being. Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. Saboo (Richard Ayoade) sat in the Board of Shaman, and was party to the decision regarding Naboo's fate, after Naboo lost control of his Black Magic Book. My father warn us. It's a mash up! Mood swings? Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? . YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". As teenager we would drive about town together. Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. Saboo talked obsessively about the "crunch" (as in, "What are you going to do when it comes to the crunch?"). Good choice. Oh cheese. 45 points 1 comments. Piper Twins: And you ain't gonna like that! 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! Privacy Policy. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner. Can you do fog? Pain. Started HOOFIN' the public. Howard Moon: The mixture. So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. I'm gonna call it Howard's Note. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu! 20 of Malcolm Tuckers most cutting insults Saboo Im like a beach ball., You know the black bits in bananas are they tarantulas eggs?, Howard: Ok. Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?, Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray known to man. And if you only hold me tight! The internet's a powerful tool these days. Course he will. I'm gonna get a sombrero as well. I don't wanna get left behind. Sounded exactly like the wind. Never stop questioning the nature of reality. Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Your voice was trapped in there this morning. Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. I know how to read! He'll be dead by morning. Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. You know? Howard: Do you really need fifteen people working on it at any one point. Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. Some viewers may find this . Tony Harrison (Noel Fielding) is a member of the Board of Shaman. You fear the lack of rules., Vince: Sorry about earlier. Ultra: Well, he better be. Others call me Captain Margaret. Howard Moon: Keep back. Vince: This is the best job in the zoo: Millet distribution. And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. I'm in there in the night, styling away. Vince: Get off, gettin' them in the right order. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! Quotes.net. Where are the bars and the women? We all die. The writing and overall style of the show has now completely evolved into something coherent and interesting. This is obsolete. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Soup! 100 of the best clean jokes and one-liners Naboo is livid and gets drunk, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, Howard Moon: I can't believe you're saying that. Oriental prince in the land of soup! Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! In the summer of 1976 on the way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt on the pavement. Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? Of course, it is all MP3 now. This, my friend, is Jazz Funk. Bob Fossil: I have a problem. And then I pump it all out through this shoe, to give it that oaky timbre. Well, I have! ----- NANAGEDDON - The Mighty Boosh ----- Tabbed by: stonegolem13 Tuning: Standard (EADGBe) I've tabbed both bass and guitar here:- e . Here's a song: Turn around. [Howard switches it off]. 18 Jan. 2023. They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Youve only been in the band since 10:30 this morning!, My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones., I dont accessorise. I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron. Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball]. I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! You must dine with us and try the local delicacy. Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache." Naboo: "Don't mess with the. The Hitcher: Fourteen shillings for your melons! You think it's going to be alright? The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Yorkshire is a state of mind. I'm not going anywhere. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe you'll take this place a bit more seriously now. Vince: Just punch the big mouse. I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. Yeah, the pandas. 25 of Rik Mayalls greatest quotes Charlie said "I'm cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults What do you want to lay down? 2. In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. Spider Dijon: You keep trying to mold me into something I'm not! My hats on fire! Tommy: Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discrete. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. That means NO effin' and Jeffin'. They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss. And he came fast! Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? This is something people like, this is something I can do; it's not just me! 26 of Stewart Lees most gloriously acerbic jokes Miso! Naboo: Thats Yakult. Elements of the past And elements. If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. Starring If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? Turn around. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! As smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche. Slam it down. Played by Margaret John. Some say hes half man, half fish. There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face you know? Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? Howard Moon: Vince, you've gone wrong. You fear jazz! Vince Noir: Come on, Howard, let's go, the egg's not 'round here. A poncho-sombrero combo. 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners The main moon. It is a sound. Vince: My hair's an intrinsic ingredient to this show. As big as a garage. Nannageddon * tab Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum 0:24 Pro Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum power Turn My Back On You 0:13 9 Pro Turn My Back On You 9 tab Turn My Back On. Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Well, two. I'm not having that. , , , , . Quiz. Members of the Board of Shaman seated at the table are (from left to right) Noel Fielding's mother (Green faced witch), Noel Fielding's Nephew (Kirk), Julian Barratt (Head of the Board of Shaman), Richard Ayoade (Saboo), Noel Fielding (Tony Harrison), Julian Barratt's father (Old warlock). Gonna do a portrait are you? Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! Got a ring to that don't it? I've got so much to give! Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Howard Moon: [sighs] I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah? Dixon Bainbridge: Well just do what we did the last time. Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man. Vince: I write novels. Since I've already tried my hand at ranking all of classic Doctor Who, I figured I'd try ranking Boosh episodes - less daunting in the sense that there are far fewer things to list, but also tougher in that there are no "bad" Boosh episodes (classic Who, of course, being . Howard: We all die, but do we really die? And then, he, he picked up a tube. Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. Colin: Some say he's a ghost. Howard: They never found Tommy's body, so under zoo regulation 409 subsection C, he's technically still the owner of the zoo and you can't sell it. Howard: [Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Women respect that. Howard Moon: Imagine the headlines. Naboo: He's gone too! Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. Spider Dijon: Then why did she come home from work one day, huh, to find you with your guitar? Howard: Tommy was a dreamer. Remember the pencil! I love that lady. It was graffiti artists! Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/occult. Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. Circuit training to John Coltrane., Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo, Old Gregg: Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?, Vince: I dont pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!, Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!, Bob Fossil: Technically, youre not a Peeping Tom if its one of your relatives., Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot., Howard: I dont accessorize. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. The Hitcher: [in Victorian-Electro song] The past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. It hurts! Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. Howard Moon: Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaaa / Check him out. He's a renowned ram-raider. Simon McFarnaby: Thanks, well I'll go and get warmed up. He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. For more information, please see our Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. It's all part of the ritual. Come'n let my mate Ricky borrow it, 'cause he likes it. Howard Moon: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_mighty_boosh_quotes_107535. Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! My hat's on fire! An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine., The written word is like a drug. It's not a dress! I couldnt really find that. 4,942 views, added to favorites 22 times. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: All that's left is the gleam! Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you. Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs? The Hitcher : Aagh. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. It'll turn you into musical geniuses. Learn how your comment data is processed. Vince Noir: [Tommy repeats song] Is that your hero? You got off with it Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. And keep him at bay with your jab alright? A spicy, carrot and coriander Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Crouton! It's kill or be killed. 50 of the funniest Father Ted quotes He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by. Vince Noir: [pauses. Howard: Stardom? Please let us go faster.". This ability, however, seems non-apparent as he requires someone to write down his ideas. Howard: We're not playing scrabble, just come on, bring it on. "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" Vince Noir: Yeah, they call you the spanner Howard Moon: I don't accessorize. He always say "Please, Bollo. Vince: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? It's true. Oh my Gooooooooooood! Vince: Come on, it's just hype, you'll get the same treatment. Howard Moon: Don't kill me. Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. That's not very P.C. Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! Fossil: Aaaaand fighting the Killeroo: Howard Mooooooon [silence in the crowd] [under breath] Former male prostitute Vince: Sit down. The Hitcher: [singing] Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea! An idea is formulating! Mmm. Can we just cut to something else while I explain it? Why didnt you tell me? I am a summer soup. I call it the library suit. Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Spider Dijon: Your wife told me everything. I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. He's got one of those faces. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. Naboo: Either that or I'll work in Dixon's, I haven't decided. Vince Noir: The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. 50 of the funniest (and most puerile) quotes from The Inbetweeners Despite his lack of a torso or limbs, he allegedly has a gift for strategy. Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. It's delivered by ninjas. That's for your library card. But now I'm nu rave! [Vince and Howard have been buried up to their necks and left for dead in the desert]. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Boosh, Boosh / Stronger than a moose / Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop / Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor / Cause the Boosh is loose / And we're a little bit raaaaw! Rudy: The Pipe test. You've only been in the band since 10:30 this morning. Before now the guys seemed to be throwing around ideas, experimenting with this and that, which worked some times and at others didn't. One man shall succeed. "Rumours.". Howard: Have you come about the croutons? Fossil: I want everyone to mind their P's and Q's. Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. 100 of Homer Simpsons greatest quotes Vince Noir: Thanks, I don't know what to say. Vince: Mine are published, I publish them myself. Vince: Yeah. [Takes a spoon full and eats some vomit] Mmmm. Howard Moon: No. Saboo: Are you insane? Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. Vince Noir: I've got it all in here. 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes Saboo: Kirk? He urinated in my face, and [turns to camera] we've seen all this. You've never even been to the crunch. Dixon Bainbridge: Naboo, are you in some shamanistic trance? NO? Don't mess with the occult. It's a Sacred Robe! It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. There were loads of them on the front. Remember the pencil! Die zweite Serie konzentriert sich auf Howard Moon (Barratt) und Vince Noir (Fielding) und die Abenteuer, die sie in ihrer Wohnung erleben. Howard Moon: [into tape recorder] Howard Moon's journal, day four. The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. The Mighty Boosh is a classic comedy which reflects the broadcast standards, language and attitudes of its time. Sponsored . The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. You know. Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! Working out to hot be-bop. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! Do you mind? He swung right out of the band there. Chilli chowder. I've just finished a re-watch of The Mighty Boosh (fingers crossed there will eventually be a fourth series). 5 Quotes; Plot Overview Notes Arc Advancement Happenings Characters Referbacks Trivia The Show Behind the Scenes Allusions and References Memorable Moments Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. Naboo: I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. That's the agreement. Spider Dijon: Rudy, you ought to get that door in your head checked out. Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. And of course, these excellent new names. You havent seen my mate Howard, have you? Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. Don't run around the house in a little car. Howard: What? 25 hilarious dad jokes youve probably never heard before He looks like a paedophile. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? He's a Russian Bear! Howard Moon: I'm driving, it's my music we're having. Howard: Can you really? The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a shark with knees! Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. Saboo: Are you insane? Tony Harrison: How dare you. Required fields are marked *. I saw the mighty boosh last night and I laughed so hard I melted. Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue. Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. Howard Moon remains where he is. 73. Howard Moon: Oh, yeah when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe. Studying in Australia, immigration consultants in Chandigarh Read More. How do you Kill-A-Roo? The Inuits didn't mind. Vince Noir: All right! I love you, Vince. They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. It burns! , Howard Moon: I dont accessorize. He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. The moon big inside a tube! Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillip's magic carpet, and left for Seattle. Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! Howard: Well as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche. Can't catch what don't exists. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley The idea is you play, and then you scram; but oh, no, you wouldn't listen, would you? Although his own motive abilities are limited, should he need to be transported, he comes fully equipped with a papoose. The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Frequently Tony shouts, "This is an outrage!" Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! I come fully equipped with a papoose! and our Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. 17 of Ken Dodds most ingeniously funny jokes Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Tony Harrison: You are so square! Vince Noir: I do the costumes, you do the music. The sweet irony!". But the full moon is the famous moon. "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. NOOO! I'm a Cockney b*tch. Rudi: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. Which The Mighty Boosh Character Are You? Tony Harrison: I know, but I didn't need to go then! Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! Charlie. From The TV IV < The Mighty Boosh. Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy What about the zoo? Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? Howard Moon: That's not a novel. They're all a bunch of w******! Fossil: You know, the black eyes Chinese people that eat sticks? Stop! Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. See production, box office & company info. They munched him down like an old Twix. Soup! Naboo: Three hours. [the eight-year-old]. That's a good book. The final part of the show is a rock concert where the Boosh cast do a crimping medley, Nanageddon and Charlie. Heey! There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. You blind? Vince Noir: [Howard has just revealed that he is a virgin] Come on, Howard. Vince: They are novels, they're novelettes. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Vince Noir: I'm going to be in Autumn Magnets! [Other native vomits on a plate]. Loose change, in case you've got any fines! Howard: Oh yeah, yeah twice I read it, erm once the original and then in the paperback. Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. There's a simple truth to you. Rudy Van Disarzio: They are selfish men. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. [cuts to a game of Pong for a few seconds], Howard Moon: We've got to get a thousand Euros by midnight or we're dead! Saboo: The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers! Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. Find your thing. The Board of Shamen: We are super magic men/We stay out 'til five A.M./Though we live by Shamen laws/What goes on tour, stays on tour. First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. Connections Featured in The Mighty Boosh: The Making of Series 2 (2006) Soundtracks Nanageddon Written by Julian Barratt Performed by Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding Featured review Staring at your own reflection forever? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. [Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]. About Us; M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom Here are 29 of The Mighty Boosh's funniest quotes: "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? "The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 Quotes." His body consists of a pink head with six tiny legs sticking out of its base. Vince Noir: [Tries to stifle his laughter]. Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. A miracle!" Hook goes right through 'im. Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. Just punch the big mouse. Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. Having broken out of the Zoo-niverse, vain jazzman Howard and 1960s throwback Vince are free to embark on new adventures. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! If you need to move me around I slot in the back like a peanut! US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. How dare you laugh at me. The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. We are alone now. Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./ [chuckles] Yeah. Howard: Howard Moon, I work here at the zoo. Howard: I don't need a funny little hair-do for that. Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. Sorry Howard. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. 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